i know you couldn't wait

Important Memorandum

I know you couldn't wait for an update on my so very important interoffice memorandum about the carpet cleaning yesterday. So I decided to move all the crap off my floor so they could shampoo the four square inches of carpet that are visible to the outside world when they decide to visit my shoebox of an office.  I picked up boxes, rearranged furniture and moved recycle bins and trash cans - yes, I really did do all that flippin work.   My carpet it turns out was filthy! Gross and disgusting.  I was so ready to see the new and improved carpet this morning.  I arrived bright and early eager to see the new office.... what did I see?

ummm....

yeah....

well...

it....

is...

not....

so...

new...

or...

improved...

at....

all...

Paper clips,

Glitter,

crap,

dust bunnies,

dead bugs,

EVERYTHING,

all over my four square inches of carpet

They didn't touch my office

they didn't touch the conference room

they didn't touch the offices of sick woman

or several other people either

I don't know what we did wrong

we moved our stuff

left our signs on the door just like we were instruced

we did everything every one else did

our signs were removed just like everyone elses were

yet our carpets look like crap

and weren't shampooed

or vacuumed

or cleaned

they don't smell nice

I feel slighted

unloved

and picked on

On a brighter note... we put Candy Canes on the tree last night so you will get pictures of that tomorrow